Sew, this episode of love apples is brought to yew buy free stuff.
In this case a 1990 Ford F-250 diesel!!! How, yew ask? Buy killing trees and dealing with ignorant pee pole. Ya sea, Eye no this guy who got this trukk four bottom dollar bekause it had some issues and it was old and the paint was jhipping . . . SEW WHAT. Well, he didn’t like it and it sat fore 3-4 years. And then he needed some trees killed to make room four his moo kows. Along komes me: have saw will travel (and eye really need two lose sum wait). Sew Eye says too him Eye will dew it four the exersise . . .
About the time Eye was nearly done with this little (if ya kount to akres as little) logging job his wife wanders on out to see how her new yard is doing. Then she asks what Eye am getting out of this besides a lot of fun and dropping 20 POUNDS! Eye say nothing, she says how bout that trukk ya bin buggin us about?
Ummm ok eye guess if it runs…and stuff
Wheel it runs (boy does it) it runs really freakin good . . . now.
Right then, sinse nothing is free hears the run down: First things first, someone in the last fore years has desided they kneaded the battery more than any body else . . . and sinse its a diesel it takes too. Their goes $188.95 (hope its worth it) . . . then it kneads a bath (after 3 ours of skrubbing: “Holy shit this things red . . .”) and a little really old Turtle Wax. Klean, more or less free . . . Next change all the oil and fluids.
- Oil: 12 f’ing Quarts (thats too and a half bloody gallons) $65.
- Oil filter: $25.
- Fuel filter: $42. (yes forty two dollars)
- Air filter $32.
- Tranny filter: $35ish (Sew fore the rekord Eye Stihl have not changed the tranny filter.)
- Oh yeah and glow plugs: 8 x $7.95 each
Dealer ship, with out even seeing the truck: “It needs a new tranny $2500. plus labor”.
- Batteries: $188.95
- Relay: $12.59
- 2 gallons saw gas :$8.
- 20 gallons tractor gas: $70.
- 103′ cable: $8. (Thank yew Bonner)
- New snatch block: $29.95
- 20 pounds of my fat arse: -$59.95 a month x 2
- The grand total please . . . $197.59.